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JD VANCE MAKES A HELL OF A CLEOPATRA
It just keeps getting weirder, doesn’t it? Now the fellow who can’t sleep at night over fears of predatory drag queens joining the cat people in controlling America, turns out to enjoy a good drag performance of his own!
Thanks to some very diligent and public-spirited Yale Law School alumni, America learned that in between his fake Hillbilly era and his stint as an investment banker in Silicon Valley and Hollywood, JD Vance was quite the card when it came to drag performances. You’d never know he enjoyed crossdressing and displaying his feminine side so publicly, but then again, every day we learn some startling new facts about the weirdest person to ever run for Vice President, even weirder than Sarah Palin.
There is nothing at all wrong with drag shows, a long-established art form, and there is certainly nothing bad to be said about drag queens, transgender people, crossdressers, or anyone else of any gender.
That’s not how JD Vance sees it these days, now that any of his current drag numbers, if he still performs, would be in private.
Remember Twitter before Musk X’d it? Here’s what JD/Cleo tweeted in 2022, when he advocated for a bill discriminating against the LBGTQ+ community:
“I’ll stop calling people ‘groomers’ when they stop freaking out about bills that prevent the…