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VANCE CAN’T DANCE
But he’ll steal your election!
Crazy as a bedbug.
Mad as a hatter.
Click on the link below to hear John Fogarty singing “Vanz Can’t Dance” at Farm Aid, 1985. (Presented for fair comment and satirical purposes.)
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He promises to steal an election if he is VP and his team loses. He said he will disregard the official Electoral College results, and substitute crooked fake documents.
He says the world would be a better place if women stayed home and took care of children, and any woman who disagrees is a very bad American.
He agrees with crooked Justice Clarence Thomas, that laws protecting marriages between people of the same sex, or of different races, are wrong. (Wonder how his Indian-American wife and their children feel about this.)
He believes that people with children deserve more votes than those without. I’d say that alone qualifies him for the political rubber room and straight jacket.
He suffers from the delusion that he grew up as L’il Abner in rural Appalachia. In reality, he grew up in the Metropolitan Cincinnati area, almost 3 million people, 50,000 alone in his working-class city of Middletown. (While there was a migration from…
